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Japan trolls Steve Jobs, confiscates his shuriken

Tip by Anonymous | Added 2010-09-13, 05:01 PM | 27 Replies

Ok, so apparently Steve Jobs was stopped at customs on his way out of Japan, where they didn't allow him to take a shuriken home with him.

On arriving at the airport for his return journey, he was apparently outraged at having to declare his newly acquired shuriken to customs, protesting "Who would be so stupid as to commit terrorism on their own jet?!" and "I'll never come to a country like this again!"

Trolled. Although one has to wonder if Jobs' comment has something to do with his health situation.

We don't know if they ultimately let him leave, but Steve Jobs vs. the stubbornness of the Japanese government may mean an infinite stalemate is in store.

Status: Steve Jobs TOLD, Japan TOLD

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>	Anonymous 09/13/10(Mon)17:15 No.8935 ToldNet: No functions currently available. Japan trolling Jobs after his shit was catching fire.

>	Anonymous 09/13/10(Mon)17:42 No.8936 ToldNet: No functions currently available. Jobs has a temper as hot as his products after they malfunction it seems.

>	Anonymous 09/13/10(Mon)17:53 No.8937 ToldNet: No functions currently available. >>"Who would be so stupid as to commit terrorism on their own jet?!" Yeah, and all those drug, arms, etc dealers should be exempt from customs if they carry such on their private jet....

>	Anonymous 09/13/10(Mon)17:58 No.8938 ToldNet: No functions currently available. >sankaku complex

>	Anonymous 09/13/10(Mon)18:11 No.8939 ToldNet: No functions currently available. >>8938 Once again proving that even a bunch of sexually frustrated neckbeards can deliver ample quantities of told to Apple.

>	Marty Chang 09/13/10(Mon)18:45 No.8940 ToldNet: No functions currently available. I-It's not like I even LIKE you at all, Japan...

>	Steve Jobs 09/13/10(Mon)20:59 No.8941 ToldNet: No functions currently available. Fuck all of you! Next time I'll go to a place that isn't as upside down as Japan, like China

>	Anonymous 09/13/10(Mon)22:53 No.8942 ToldNet: No functions currently available. >>8941 But people counterfeit your products there.

>	Anonymous 09/13/10(Mon)23:23 No.8943 ToldNet: No functions currently available. >>8942 And China's versions always end up being superior to them. O lawd.

>	Anonymous 09/14/10(Tue)00:10 No.8944 ToldNet: No functions currently available. >>8943 Oh God I lol'd

>	Anonymous 09/14/10(Tue)04:05 No.8945 ToldNet: No functions currently available. Steve Jobs fails it as a ninja.

Anonymous 09/14/10(Tue)08:36 No.8946

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>>8943
I watch Ashens' reviews and all of the Chinese counterfeit Apple clone devices have really been worse in one way or another than the real deal.
Don't call me a Macfan, I'm just saying that the Chinese knockoffs are usually much lower quality than the real Apple products (which are just slightly above the Chinese counterfeits anyway).

>	Anonymous 09/14/10(Tue)10:31 No.8947 ToldNet: No functions currently available. >>8946 >I like to ruin jokes. That's obvious.

>	Anonymous 09/14/10(Tue)20:34 No.8949 ToldNet: No functions currently available. >>8946 The funny thing is that it's made in the same factory.

>	Anonymous 09/14/10(Tue)20:58 No.8950 ToldNet: No functions currently available. >>8946 >I'LL BE RIGHT DOWN TO DINNER MOM >SOMEONE IS MAKING JOKES ON THE INTERNET AND IT'S UP TO ME TO STOP THEM

>	Anonymous 09/15/10(Wed)07:56 No.8951 ToldNet: No functions currently available. >>8950 LOL YES

>	Anonymous 09/15/10(Wed)12:29 No.8952 ToldNet: No functions currently available. Guess this explains why he wears black tops all the time. http://www.geekologie.com/2010/09/14/steve-jobs-ninja-for-hire.jpg

>	Anonymous 09/15/10(Wed)13:49 No.8953 ToldNet: No functions currently available. Apple invented smuggling. It's magical!

>	Anonymous 09/15/10(Wed)16:48 No.8956 ToldNet: No functions currently available. > Sankaku Complex Goddomot

>	Anonymous 09/18/10(Sat)13:55 No.8971 ToldNet: No functions currently available. >>8936 > Jobs has a temper as hot as his products after they malfunction it seems. Made in his image, huh?

>	Anonymous 09/18/10(Sat)20:02 No.8973 ToldNet: No functions currently available. >>8971 "They call me Heat Miser, whatever I touch, turns to mush, I'm too much!"

>	wssWthjGRHwPXrn Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)02:36 No.9221 ToldNet: No functions currently available. Good to see a tlaent at work. I can’t match that.

>	qIInXyMB Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)08:05 No.9257 ToldNet: No functions currently available. AKAIK you've got the asnewr in one!

>	grPdnpNjdHVUCjah Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)16:57 No.9309 ToldNet: No functions currently available. Wow, that’s a really cleevr way of thinking about it!

>	QSngRHFdnszDfkQ Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)18:41 No.9322 ToldNet: No functions currently available. That’s not just logic. That’s really sesnbile.

>	bNYQWdiFyDAuzgByg Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)16:11 No.9347 ToldNet: No functions currently available. That’s more than seinsble! That’s a great post!

>	MbmEDpNNG Anonymous 09/17/11(Sat)15:06 No.9407 ToldNet: No functions currently available. Yup, that'll do it. You have my apprceaition.

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