You Fags Sure Got Told

One last thing...

Mon, 10 Oct 2011 22:33:44 EDT

QuickTold: Eric Schmidt: Google has a culture of openness compared to Apple's "core strategy of closed-ness."

Tue, 28 Sep 2010 14:32:40 EDT

Eric Schmidt: Google has a culture of openness compared to Apple's "core strategy of closed-ness."

QuickTold: New Kindle ad trolls iPad's lack of sunlight visibility.

Tue, 28 Sep 2010 14:21:39 EDT

New Kindle ad trolls iPad's lack of sunlight visibility.

ToldWire: Apple Most-Covered Tech Company in Mainstream Media (MacRumors) But not on any subject that matters. (Reality)

Tue, 28 Sep 2010 14:14:36 EDT

Apple Most-Covered Tech Company in Mainstream Media (MacRumors) But not on any subject that matters. (Reality)

QuickTold: Apple abuses its position as App Store curator to censor Newsday iPad advertisement. Who needs freedom of the press anyway?

Tue, 21 Sep 2010 15:05:49 EDT

Apple abuses its position as App Store curator to censor Newsday iPad advertisement. Who needs freedom of the press anyway?

Best Buy employee trolls iPad

Sun, 19 Sep 2010 11:52:03 EDT

This guy still holds the record for the world's most useful iPad, but word has reached the Tolditorium of a solid runner-up:

QuickTold: Tech industry troll Michael Pachter trolls Apple.

Sun, 19 Sep 2010 11:51:58 EDT

Tech industry troll Michael Pachter trolls Apple.

QuickTold: Steve Jobs trolled some college journalism student who may or may not have had it coming. P.S. it's a girl.

Sun, 19 Sep 2010 11:50:30 EDT

Steve Jobs trolled some college journalism student who may or may not have had it coming. P.S. it's a girl.

QuickTold: Overheard in an Apple Store: (Employee demos iPad) "I could show you that, but we'd have to set up Gmail and.. .. well, someone already did. We'll just use their stuff then."

Wed, 15 Sep 2010 13:41:45 EDT

Overheard in an Apple Store: (Employee demos iPad) "I could show you that, but we'd have to set up Gmail and.. .. well, someone already did. We'll just use their stuff then."

Japan trolls Steve Jobs, confiscates his shuriken

Mon, 13 Sep 2010 17:01:30 EDT

Ok, so apparently Steve Jobs was stopped at customs on his way out of Japan, where they didn't allow him to take a shuriken home with him.

On arriving at the airport for his return journey, he was apparently outraged at having to declare his newly acquired shuriken to customs, protesting "Who would be so stupid as to commit terrorism on their own jet?!" and "I'll never come to a country like this again!"

Trolled. Although one has to wonder if Jobs' comment has something to do with his health situation.

We don't know if they ultimately let him leave, but Steve Jobs vs. the stubbornness of the Japanese government may mean an infinite stalemate is in store.