One last thing...
Tip by Anonymous | Added 2011-10-10, 10:33 PM | 25 Replies

Have news of Apple getting told? Found a Mac user making an arrogant comment on a forum somewhere? Send it in!
Status as of 03:08 AM: Apple TOLD | Microsoft TOLD | AT&T TOLD | Intel TOLD | AMD TOLD | Nvidia TOLD
QuickTold: Eric Schmidt: Google has a culture of openness compared to Apple's "core strategy of closed-ness."
Added 2010-09-28, 02:32 PM | 294 Replies
QuickTold: New Kindle ad trolls iPad's lack of sunlight visibility.
Tip by Commanderraf | Added 2010-09-28, 02:21 PM | 20 Replies
QuickTold: Apple abuses its position as App Store curator to censor Newsday iPad advertisement. Who needs freedom of the press anyway?
Tip by walker | Added 2010-09-21, 03:05 PM | 50 Replies
Best Buy employee trolls iPad
Tip by Anonymous | Added 2010-09-19, 11:52 AM | 9 Replies
This guy still holds the record for the world's most useful iPad, but word has reached the Tolditorium of a solid runner-up:
QuickTold: Tech industry troll Michael Pachter trolls Apple.
Tip by Anonymous | Added 2010-09-19, 11:51 AM | 30 Replies
QuickTold: Steve Jobs trolled some college journalism student who may or may not have had it coming. P.S. it's a girl.
Tip by Anonymous | Added 2010-09-19, 11:50 AM | 18 Replies
QuickTold: Overheard in an Apple Store: (Employee demos iPad) "I could show you that, but we'd have to set up Gmail and.. .. well, someone already did. We'll just use their stuff then."
Tip by YFSGT | Added 2010-09-15, 01:41 PM | 37 Replies
Japan trolls Steve Jobs, confiscates his shuriken
Tip by Anonymous | Added 2010-09-13, 05:01 PM | 27 Replies
Ok, so apparently Steve Jobs was stopped at customs on his way out of Japan, where they didn't allow him to take a shuriken home with him.
On arriving at the airport for his return journey, he was apparently outraged at having to declare his newly acquired shuriken to customs, protesting "Who would be so stupid as to commit terrorism on their own jet?!" and "I'll never come to a country like this again!"
Trolled. Although one has to wonder if Jobs' comment has something to do with his health situation.
We don't know if they ultimately let him leave, but Steve Jobs vs. the stubbornness of the Japanese government may mean an infinite stalemate is in store.
ToldWire: iOS Passes Linux to Become Third-Most Popular Internet Browsing Platform (MacRumors) And first-most expensive. (Reality)
Added 2010-09-05, 05:58 PM | 12 Replies
ToldWire: Apple Confirms No Software Update for Original Apple TV (MacRumors) Because it would be a downgrade. (Reality)
Added 2010-09-05, 05:58 PM | 6 Replies
Yet another Apple event: The Thread
Added 2010-09-01, 12:58 PM | 88 Replies
Steve Jobs is wearing a black turtleneck and jeans.
HDR photographs built into iOS 4.1. Just when you thought that horse was already beaten and dead in 2008!
"Epic sword battles", but no giant enemy crab. For whatever reason, Apple's Game Center matches hardcore players with casual players.
Wireless printing on iPad and Jiggle mode. Jiggle mode.
The iPod Shuffle. With buttons again. Yawn.
The iPod nano. Without buttons. Yawn.
The iPod touch. Thinner and more bullshit nobody uses. Yawn.
New iTunes. Shitty logo. Steve Jobs discovers SOCIAL NETWORKING.
New Apple TV. Smaller. No purchases, only rentals. Told, kind sir. Told.
Coldplay? More like Toldplay.
What a disaster.
