Tip by Anonymous | Added 2010-09-13, 05:01 PM | 29 Replies
Ok, so apparently Steve Jobs was stopped at customs on his way out of Japan, where they didn't allow him to take a shuriken home with him.
On arriving at the airport for his return journey, he was apparently outraged at having to declare his newly acquired shuriken to customs, protesting "Who would be so stupid as to commit terrorism on their own jet?!" and "I'll never come to a country like this again!"
Trolled. Although one has to wonder if Jobs' comment has something to do with his health situation.
We don't know if they ultimately let him leave, but Steve Jobs vs. the stubbornness of the Japanese government may mean an infinite stalemate is in store.
Added 2010-09-01, 12:58 PM | 88 Replies
Steve Jobs is wearing a black turtleneck and jeans.
HDR photographs built into iOS 4.1. Just when you thought that horse was already beaten and dead in 2008!
"Epic sword battles", but no giant enemy crab. For whatever reason, Apple's Game Center matches hardcore players with casual players.
Wireless printing on iPad and Jiggle mode. Jiggle mode.
The iPod Shuffle. With buttons again. Yawn.
The iPod nano. Without buttons. Yawn.
The iPod touch. Thinner and more bullshit nobody uses. Yawn.
New iTunes. Shitty logo. Steve Jobs discovers SOCIAL NETWORKING.
New Apple TV. Smaller. No purchases, only rentals. Told, kind sir. Told.
Coldplay? More like Toldplay.
What a disaster.