Told: The Final Frontier

Added 2009-03-31, 08:31 PM | 200 Replies

Welcome to You Fags Sure Got Told, an experimental website that chronicles the arrogant doings of Apple Inc. and its followers. This is a non-profit endeavor dedicated to trolling Apple.

It's named You Fags Sure Got Told because that's what Steve Jobs says to himself when he releases a new, underpowered, overpriced product with an apple on it for 3x what others would charge. Truly, we are the fags, and we've been told by Apple and their cult.

So yeah, whatever. Let's get this train wreck started.

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Have news of Apple getting told? Found a Mac user making an arrogant comment on a forum somewhere? Send it in!

ToldNet: tell

Status as of 09:22 PM: Apple TOLD | Microsoft NOT TOLD | AT&T TOLD | Intel NOT TOLD | AMD TOLD | Nvidia TOLD 

> Anonymous 04/02/09(Thu)06:10 No.1 
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1 get?
> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)00:52 No.50 
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toasting in epic bread
> Anonymous 04/25/09(Sat)01:24 No.113 
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3 get
> Anonymous 04/25/09(Sat)01:24 No.114 
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Posting on a Macbook Pro
> Anonymous 04/25/09(Sat)02:39 No.116 
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>>114
phail
> Anonymous 04/25/09(Sat)03:33 No.117 
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>>114
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
> Anonymous 04/25/09(Sat)04:27 No.119 
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My Powerbook is using 489MB of RAM.
Is this good or bad?
> Anonymous 04/25/09(Sat)04:38 No.120 
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i love this website, kudos to author :3
> Matt 04/25/09(Sat)05:42 No.122 
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Post
> Anonymous 04/25/09(Sat)08:02 No.124 
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poasting from mah hackintosh, the best of both worlds motherfuckers.
> Anonymous 04/25/09(Sat)10:44 No.126 
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>>124
Both kernel panic AND BSOD?

Told.
> Anonymous 04/25/09(Sat)16:41 No.130 
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Hey guys, does wanting to install hackintosh make me gay?
> Anonymous 04/25/09(Sat)18:51 No.131 
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131 GET!!
> Anonymous 04/25/09(Sat)19:41 No.132 
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>>130
absolutely
> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)02:34 No.136 
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Posting from my Mac.
> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)07:30 No.137 
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Is it fo real?!
> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)13:35 No.140 
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>>136

Lol! sure got told
> Anonymous 04/26/09(Sun)21:31 No.155 
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This is a fantastic site, I check it daily and laugh my ass off.
> C-dawg 04/27/09(Mon)05:37 No.158 
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What's up homeskillets?
> Anonymous 04/27/09(Mon)18:26 No.179 
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ITT: telling of fags
> Anonymous 04/27/09(Mon)20:04 No.180 
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sure is 4chan in here

also, posting from a macbook.

how does i add picuter
> Anonymous 04/27/09(Mon)22:54 No.190 
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awesome
> Anonymous 04/27/09(Mon)23:16 No.197 
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>>158
Wut?
> Anonymous 04/27/09(Mon)23:23 No.198 
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STEVE JOBS JUST DIED :
> Tripfag !Nfgs83v8Us 04/28/09(Tue)01:00 No.200 
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OH LAWD
> n e tripz [nig]ItsNotLupus !/z1fy9GtNo 04/28/09(Tue)01:28 No.202 
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> Anonymous 04/28/09(Tue)06:00 No.205 
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>>200

200 GET
> Anonymous 04/28/09(Tue)11:22 No.210 
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FUCK YEAR COMMUNITY FEATURE!
> Anonymous 04/28/09(Tue)21:25 No.218 
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faget
> this website contains crap Anonymous 04/29/09(Wed)04:09 No.220 
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overpriced? Underpowered? this website fails.
> Anonymous 04/29/09(Wed)11:06 No.223 
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221 GET!
> Anonymous 04/29/09(Wed)11:20 No.224 
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>>220
GTFO macfag
> Anonymous 04/29/09(Wed)12:41 No.228 
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>>220
I don't think so, David.
> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)01:32 No.239 
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This site has a pretty epic setup. If onlythe message replies were consistent with the beautiful YFSGT site design.
> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)10:34 No.243 
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told.
> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)18:35 No.249 
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>>220

get the fuck out
> Anonymous 05/01/09(Fri)11:13 No.265 
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What the fuck is this shit
> Anonymous 05/02/09(Sat)10:05 No.278 
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274 was here, 220 is a faggot.



> Anonymous 05/02/09(Sat)10:06 No.279 
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WAIT FUCK, WHERE'S DELETE
> Anonymous 05/02/09(Sat)10:17 No.280 
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The only train wreck that got started was this website.
> Anonymous 05/02/09(Sat)18:10 No.282 
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I think we're getting told, this site is running on Leopard Server.
> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)19:54 No.296 
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>>280
enjoying your mac?
> Anonymous 05/03/09(Sun)21:48 No.297 
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>>280
derp
> Anonymous 05/04/09(Mon)14:39 No.321 
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you fags sure got told... i don't think that megaballmers is enough to merit how much you fags got told. I suggest that we start with over9000 teragates
> Anonymous 05/05/09(Tue)03:23 No.337 
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oh god how did i get here i am not good with computer
> Anonymous 05/05/09(Tue)09:19 No.339 
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This site will be the beginnings of what future generations will know as The Great Telling.
> Anonymous 05/05/09(Tue)12:47 No.343 
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this is a metric fuckload of told right here.
> Chad Wardenn 05/05/09(Tue)19:35 No.345 
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I forgot the status, what is it again?
> final cut pro Anonymous 05/06/09(Wed)06:13 No.349 
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macs might be for douches and fags but final cut pro is easily without question the best video editing tool on the market, I wish final cut pro would come to the pc
> Tab 05/06/09(Wed)14:18 No.353 
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Sup guys this is actually my site, sorry i didnt tell you
> Anonymous 05/07/09(Thu)18:22 No.366 
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>>349
they see me trollin'..
> Anonymous 05/08/09(Fri)01:14 No.370 
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>>345
told
> Anonymous 05/10/09(Sun)02:46 No.453 
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Cool site, bro.

Might wanna clean up that spam up thar, though.
> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)03:22 No.580 
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> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)11:31 No.586 
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> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)00:10 No.605 
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>>345
THE STATUS IS: TOLD.
> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)15:28 No.618 
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Microsoft was here , Apple is a faggot.
> Anonymous 05/16/09(Sat)08:31 No.623 
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woo
> Anonymous 05/17/09(Sun)17:18 No.634 
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I'm in love with Mac OS X.

You are just envious of our love.
> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)09:19 No.658 
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Told... The Final Frontier.
These are the voyages of the starship Toldenprise.
Its continuing mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new toldages and new civilizations - of told, to boldly go where no one has told before.
> Anonymous 05/19/09(Tue)21:42 No.684 
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>>634
homo
> Moot !hNpgkwZZe. 05/20/09(Wed)10:49 No.699 
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>>282
LOL no it's not you idort.
> Anonymous 05/22/09(Fri)11:37 No.895 
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It's like someone made a site out of /g/.
> Anonymous 05/23/09(Sat)16:07 No.905 
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896 get
> cely-chan 05/23/09(Sat)16:14 No.907 
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906 get

i have a mac
> Anonymous 05/24/09(Sun)02:50 No.920 
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>>907
GTFO
> !E/AShLeY/6 05/24/09(Sun)17:15 No.923 
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>>907
fail get
> Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)17:55 No.970 
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good evening, gentlemen.
> love my mac spanakorizo 05/30/09(Sat)09:39 No.994 
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i love my mac, infact, posting from one, www.chupa-mos.com
> Anonymous 06/01/09(Mon)00:08 No.1058 
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>>994
fag
> I love MAC Dalcin 06/04/09(Thu)01:34 No.1082 
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I love MAC's, Don't hate or call me a fag
> Anonymous 06/08/09(Mon)05:27 No.1336 
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>>1082
Haha, what a fag.
> Anonymous 06/08/09(Mon)07:08 No.1337 
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>>282
That'd be epic. Looks like it's running on a Linode VPS though. <3 Linode

Posted with a first generation Mac Pro tower.
Yes, I'm excited about the WWDC.
No, actually. I'm asexual.
This site is great.
> morbo weirwood !9kbJjvwmwE 06/08/09(Mon)09:23 No.1339 
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i type "fags sure got told" into google and this was the first result
epic win
> Anonymous 06/08/09(Mon)11:47 No.1343 
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>>1337
holy shit, 1337 get.

p.s.: fag
> lolz linuxlove 06/08/09(Mon)15:07 No.1435 
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Mac and Windows both stink. Linux is OK, but my money is on MS-DOS.
> Anonymous 06/08/09(Mon)17:38 No.1525 
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>>1435
>Linux is OK

if your time is worthless. if you're doing unix do it right. buy a mac.
> Anonymous 06/09/09(Tue)19:16 No.1544 
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>>1525
Shut up faggot
> Anonymous 06/10/09(Wed)08:34 No.1553 
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take it easy!
> to the admin of suregottold.com Anonymous 06/11/09(Thu)13:00 No.1560 
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You hate Apple products. Do you hate ALL apple products from the Apple 1 to the latest Macs or just the new apple stuff?
> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)04:35 No.1572 
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Told.
> Anonymous 06/13/09(Sat)10:04 No.1678 
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Sure is unmoderated spam in here
> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)03:33 No.1805 
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PRICE CUTS

MACS ARENT EXPENSIVE ANYMORE, HAHAHAHAHA
> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)18:12 No.1820 
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>>1805
o rly
> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)20:24 No.1825 
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>>114
Moar liek posting on a Toldbook pro amirite?
> Anonymous 06/15/09(Mon)22:40 No.1827 
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I'm 25 and what is this?
> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:52 No.1843 
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Sure is told in here today.
> Anonymous 06/19/09(Fri)20:53 No.1844 
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>>634
Nah, everyone else in here prefers vagina over penis. Thanks for the offer though.
> Anonymous 06/21/09(Sun)15:36 No.1849 
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88 POSTS

HEIL JOBS
> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)00:26 No.1874 
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posting from an iphone 3gs (brand new :D) that is connected to my mac pro via vnc
> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)09:46 No.1876 
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I am 12 and what is this.
> Anonymous 06/28/09(Sun)11:36 No.1907 
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>>1874
get the fuck out, iFaggot
> moot !Ep8pui8vw ## Admin !sgO7UmMnWw 06/29/09(Mon)02:49 No.1918 
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You fags sure got told.
> linuxlove 06/29/09(Mon)13:11 No.1923 
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>>1918

o_o is moot behind suregottold or what
> More accurately Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)14:17 No.1942 
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An arrogant site that erroneously misrepresents stories about Apple and their loyal customers. About the only accurate thing I've seen on this site is describing it as a train wreck.
> Anonymous 07/01/09(Wed)16:32 No.1945 
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>>1942
>Apple and their loyal customers

rapists and their loyal rape victims
> Anonymous 07/05/09(Sun)13:54 No.1999 
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Told.
> Anonymous 07/05/09(Sun)19:52 No.2008 
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>>1942
get out
> UZ !kHzD4It5Tc 07/06/09(Mon)03:45 No.2013 
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>>1923
Uh... wat
> Anonymous 07/14/09(Tue)13:07 No.2107 
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Untold Legends can soon be emulated on Windows.
> Markos 07/16/09(Thu)22:17 No.2142 
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This site is awesome!

To all Apple fans: YOU FAGS SURE GOT TOLD!!!
> Anonymous 07/18/09(Sat)18:27 No.2149 
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Running OSX on a PC. Take that Steve Jobs.
> 【スパーキー(4 ^ヮ^)】 ミ田 !QBUyKE2A8c 07/18/09(Sat)23:35 No.2158 
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Posting on a Windows Me PC
> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)00:26 No.2159 
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>>2158
I love you
> asd Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)07:54 No.2163 
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X:
> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)11:22 No.2164 
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>>2149
more like "take that, PC"
> Anonymous 07/19/09(Sun)17:01 No.2167 
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>>2158
get the fuck out
> Anonymous 07/20/09(Mon)22:15 No.2212 
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u fags sur got told
> eggz 07/29/09(Wed)03:19 No.2417 
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buy a mac and get broke vs. buy a pc and donate the other half of your budget to charity or food or something. DONT GIVE IT TO STEVE JOBS MORONS.... HELL ACTUALLY GET THE IDEA HIS PRODUCTS ARE "GOOD" (!?) ....
> Anonymous 07/30/09(Thu)22:18 No.2445 
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You guys make me laugh. Thanks for a perspective outside the reality distortion field.
> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)03:56 No.2457 
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Hi webmaster! raj
> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)03:59 No.2458 
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Hi webmaster! uti
> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)12:37 No.2461 
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Who the fuck made this site? Pretty epin.
> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)12:52 No.2462 
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how do i sage???
> Anonymous 08/01/09(Sat)18:36 No.2547 
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i've switched from mac to pc, because I sure got told. am i a macfag????
> Anonymous 08/05/09(Wed)16:32 No.2728 
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TOLD
> Anonymous 08/08/09(Sat)04:51 No.2835 
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>>2600
> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)21:36 No.2930 
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OSX is a decent OS, but Apple hardware is utter shit compared to what else you can buy for the same money.
And nice job speeding up natural selection by wearing explosive Li-ion batteries of shitty quality directly on your body, iPodfags.

Posting on Linux from Germany, a rich country with 83 million people yet only one single Apple Store, because nobody here except the worst kinds of faggots give a shit about them.
> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)00:21 No.2935 
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>>2930
Most Macfags are completely unaware that you can run OS X flawlessly on PC hardware and will actively deny this fact.

Of course, OS X is a shitty OS all around, so there's really no real reason to run it on PC hardware (or at all) so the average PC user will run Windows or Linux instead.

Quick tip: look up videos with the search term "Hackintosh" on Youtube and watch all the Macfags rage and yell, "FAAAAAKE!"

Bonus points if it's on a virtual machine. Shit's hilarious.
> Anonymous 08/17/09(Mon)11:29 No.3009 
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Gentoo is better than anything that Steve Jobs shits out
> Anonymous 08/19/09(Wed)23:12 No.3054 
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why do you bother. making a website about the evils of apple.IT IS JUST A FREAKING COMPANY
> Anonymous 08/20/09(Thu)10:53 No.3060 
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>>3054
get out.
> Anonymous 08/24/09(Mon)10:03 No.3121 
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FUCK YOUR SHITTY SITE MAC RULZ
> Anonymous 08/27/09(Thu)07:55 No.3212 
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macs are a scam
> I luv Mac Mini Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)18:33 No.3341 
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I love Mac mino soo much i put them in my car and suqeel them
> Anonymous 09/04/09(Fri)20:34 No.3342 
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I am 12 and what is this?
> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)05:45 No.3376 
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> Anonymous 09/08/09(Tue)18:45 No.3390 
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>>3121
get out
> Anonymous 09/09/09(Wed)14:22 No.3404 
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100M get
> What is this "you fags"? Michael P. Morris A1C 09/12/09(Sat)16:49 No.3456 
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I'd like to understand the title of this blog.

I'd like to - but I must be missing something. . .

I am a Vietnam Era Veteran and also a gay one.

Can you explain - and do you still have teeth?


Sincerely,

Michael Morris - n3140f@yahoo.com
> Anonymous 09/14/09(Mon)11:13 No.3469 
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i want this project to succeed. where can i send monetary donations for the upkeep of this site?
> Anonymous 09/16/09(Wed)18:59 No.3515 
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Sure is Butthurt Microsoft fanboy in here.
> Anonymous 09/19/09(Sat)13:37 No.3532 
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>>3456
fag status = TOLD
> Anonymous 09/20/09(Sun)19:22 No.3585 
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posting on snow leopa--SERVICE BATTERY: THE BATTERY ISN'T FUNCTIONING NORMALLY AND YOU MAY OR MAY NOT NOTICE A CHANGE IN ITS BEHAVIOR OR THE AMOUNT OF CHARGE IT HOLDS HAVE YOUR COMPUTER CHECKED BY AN APPLE AUTHORIZED SERVICE PROVIDER
> The Told Enterprise 09/22/09(Tue)16:30 No.3595 
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olollolollololol
> okon 09/25/09(Fri)07:42 No.3657 
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I'm in ur comments, reversing ur text
> apple Anonymous 09/27/09(Sun)16:54 No.3702 
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how is fail formed?
> Anonymous 09/28/09(Mon)09:29 No.3709 
ToldNet: No functions currently available.

> Anonymous 09/28/09(Mon)18:21 No.3713 
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>>3585
TOLD.
> Anonymous 10/01/09(Thu)13:32 No.3795 
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Posting this from an iPhone. I don't know why you ha-BATTERY OVERHEATING

BOOOM!!!!
> Anonymous 10/07/09(Wed)06:23 No.3881 
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Y'all wanna play house some more!??
> Anonymous 10/07/09(Wed)14:41 No.3898 
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http://zip.4chan.org/g/src/1254940608847.jpg

Told?

Yes.
> Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)02:25 No.3947 
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APPLE SUCKS
> Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)16:57 No.3995 
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This sure is fancy.
> Anonymous 10/12/09(Mon)12:45 No.4026 
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3996 get
> Anonymous 10/12/09(Mon)15:08 No.4033 
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sure is delicious in here...
.
Also breading from a mac pro...
> Anonymous 10/12/09(Mon)18:18 No.4036 
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so told
> Steve Jobs 10/13/09(Tue)15:41 No.4052 
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Dear Author of this site,

I am willing to give you a free* mac book pro if you put the site offline.


Regards

Steve Jobs

*Snow lepord not included
> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)18:27 No.4055 
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posting from macbook pro
> moot !Ep8pui8vw ## Admin !wf0wGxmI.o 10/13/09(Tue)18:33 No.4057 
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>>1918
no its easy to fake moot
> Anonymous 10/13/09(Tue)18:33 No.4058 
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>>4057
not to mention moot uses a mac
> Anonymous 10/14/09(Wed)06:57 No.4066 
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>>4058
lol wut.
> moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 10/14/09(Wed)21:42 No.4069 
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sup
> Anonymous 10/15/09(Thu)08:19 No.4071 
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lol internet
> Anonymous 10/21/09(Wed)15:14 No.4178 
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I think the responses from Applefags to this site are almost funnier than Apple's fail shenanigans.

Seriously, it's kinda sad in a way.

Posting from MacBook Wheel hurr.
> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)15:30 No.4235 
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hey guys, windows 7 came out today!
> Anonymous 10/22/09(Thu)19:11 No.4248 
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>>4235
so did steve jobs o_O
> Anonymous 10/23/09(Fri)19:05 No.4271 
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Some serious TOLD here - http://www.ipwatchdog.com/2009/10/22/jobs-and-apple-seek-patent-on-operatin... 
761/
> Anonymous 10/27/09(Tue)05:38 No.4342 
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  ▲
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> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)13:50 No.4554 
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APPLE COMPUTERS
> sage sage 11/04/09(Wed)15:18 No.4619 
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sage goes in all fields.
> Anonymous !MAcSUXmo8Q 11/04/09(Wed)21:24 No.4623 
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Just testin' a tripcode.
> Anonymous 11/08/09(Sun)22:05 No.4718 
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just sucking dick dont mind me
> Anonymous 11/19/09(Thu)05:32 No.4813 
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWSo0zLbAsg

TOLD
> Fuck. Banjo !5VFGvOLn3E 11/21/09(Sat)15:11 No.4847 
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>>113
Nigger.
> BIG DICKS Anonymous 11/27/09(Fri)12:53 No.4906 
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4848 GET
> Anonymous 12/03/09(Thu)07:03 No.4973 
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this website rules my gay life
> Anonymous 12/05/09(Sat)12:23 No.5031 
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>>4989 GET
> Anonymous 12/05/09(Sat)12:23 No.5032 
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>>5032 GETTTTTTTTTTTT
> Anonymous 12/07/09(Mon)05:21 No.5072 
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lulz
> ipissmahbed 12/07/09(Mon)12:11 No.5076 
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Linux you motherfuckers!
> Anonymous 12/08/09(Tue)01:10 No.5086 
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wtf. its stupid!
> SAGE SAGE 12/08/09(Tue)11:58 No.5090 
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WHERE'S THE GODDAMN FUCKING EMAIL FIELD SAGE SAGE SAGE
> Anonymous 12/08/09(Tue)13:36 No.5091 
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This site is balls, it's stupidly biased and their sources are full of shit.

Using Gentoo btw
> Anonymous 12/08/09(Tue)22:59 No.5097 
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>>5091
macfag detected
> Anonymous 12/13/09(Sun)15:33 No.5196 
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>>5091
Gentoo using Macfag detected.
> Anonymous 12/16/09(Wed)23:27 No.5273 
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>this thread
> Anonymous 12/19/09(Sat)09:58 No.5339 
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whoo snowing in toldland
> Anonymous 12/29/09(Tue)05:46 No.5447 
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PROTIP: get told, install windows
> Moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 01/07/10(Thu)12:34 No.5561 
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Delete the website

Thanks
-Moot
> Anonymous 01/09/10(Sat)18:19 No.5592 
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Go suck a dick like you usually do, moot.
> Anonymous 01/11/10(Mon)13:53 No.5608 
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>>5561
protip: moot has a lowercase m
> Anonymous 01/13/10(Wed)21:57 No.5645 
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152 get
> Anonymous 01/13/10(Wed)21:57 No.5646 
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5646 get
> Anonymous 01/14/10(Thu)14:02 No.5655 
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Double nigger doubles.
> Anonymous 01/25/10(Mon)13:40 No.5822 
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lol wut
> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)13:23 No.5912 
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FAG STATUS: TOLD
> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)18:58 No.5951 
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>>5913

GET
> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)18:59 No.5952 
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>>5952

GET
> Anonymous 01/29/10(Fri)14:51 No.6024 
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aidsget
> Anonymous 02/03/10(Wed)15:41 No.6097 
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>>9000
> Anonymous 02/03/10(Wed)21:34 No.6109 
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6098 get.
> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:23 No.6132 
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6110 get
> Anonymous 02/04/10(Thu)20:23 No.6133 
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6133 get
> !R8221Gb5EA 02/12/10(Fri)02:21 No.6216 
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6134 git
lol you fags sure got told
> Anonymous 02/14/10(Sun)22:41 No.6265 
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http://en.windows7sins.org/
> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)23:02 No.6430 
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internet
> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)20:42 No.6473 
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HE HE HE
> UK E4's ePad - iPad Spoof Anonymous 03/09/10(Tue)09:12 No.6627 
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ayx2mzm1QVw

I'm a PC and I am running Vista, the safer option to Leopard when W7 isn't in the picture ;x
> sage sage 03/18/10(Thu)03:12 No.6736 
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sage goes in all fields